This year was the first time in about.....Oh....10 or more years that I've watched the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It looks as if I haven't been missing much.
Here's "Healthy" Mr. Potato head:
Eh..."Healthy"? And Santa Claus is TOO GODDAMN FAT!!!!!!!!
*Originally heard of this from Mama- Noire*
This is so ridiculous. The Healthy Mr. Potato Head and Santa being "too fat". What the hell is wrong here?
By the way, Mama-Noire makes an excellent point of culture attitudes needing to be adjusted instead of the need for "Slimmer Santa's". Well Said!
And the "Spirit of America" float:
Not the clearest picture, but good enough. My thoughts on this: It's a huge, garish, golden eagle, wings spread wide-looking as if it's in attack mode, about to swoop down on its prey and devour them whole-being pulled by a massive, gas guzzling SUV.
Yeah. That's the spirit of America, all right.
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